Two Weeks in the Exumas

flip flopMay 3-17

Intermission is over.  The lights are blinking.  Please return to your seats for the last act…

Welcome back to the conwaysailors.com blog!  We hope you missed reading our stories.  I missed writing about our adventures, but couldn’t spare the time in our last few weeks on the boat.  We didn’t want to miss a second of the end of our voyage.  And alas, life on land with three small children doesn’t leave a bevy of time for sentimental thoughts…  But after two months back on the hard, I am ready to dive back in.  I have enjoyed knowing that, at least on the web, our Patronus was bobbing happily in the Bahamas and not tied up on the Hudson River.

There are a lot more stories to be told.  We have all of the Bahamas, our trip back to the United States, and 6 more weeks of sailing in the Northeast before our narrative must come to an end.  And, well, I’ll probably keep pontificating after that as well, just to let you know what it’s like to return from such a voyage.  And when we get to that point, I will start writing my book.  When I was just a little girl, I had this feeling that I would write a book someday.  All my life, I have wondered when I would have something to write about.  I finally have my answer and hope to bring our story to others in a unique and inspiring way.  (Plus, I already have a few people who have promised to buy a copy!)

flagBut let’s return to the Bahamas for awhile, shall we?  It’s so lovely there.  Close your eyes and remember our time on Conception Island: the long, crescent beach, untouched by “civilization”.  There are no people here, no buildings, no sign of human life, except for the debris washed up from passing ships.  The water is crystal clear.  In 15 feet of water, you can see the anchor, the shells, and the pretty swirls on the sand from sea creatures crawling along the bottom.  The adults are sitting in the cockpit, enjoying the day.  The children are gliding by in the sailing dinghy.  And the days seem to last forever.  But: dun, dun, dunnnnn!  Bad weather is on the horizon and we must leave this paradise.  Bryson and I dinghy to the beach one last time to gather some sand for our collection and we raise our anchor at 0945…

It is still hard to remember that we had to leave Conception Island before we were ready.  Shortening a stay due to weather had happened only rarely on our trip so far, but this one would haunt me for months.  Conception Island was very special and I longed for more of it.  But this was not the place to be in a storm.  It was safer to be in the Exumas than in remote Conception Island.

photo and enhancements: Maggie Boyer

photo and enhancements: Maggie Boyer

 “The ideal cruise requires a good yacht, pleasant company, and a strange coast with plenty of islands and rocks.”  Humphrey Barton, Westward Crossing, Vertue XXXV

Over the next few weeks, Patronus and Anything Goes visited the following ports in the beautiful Exumas, a north-south island chain that lies in the center of the Bahamas:        

  • Georgetown, Great Exuma Island
  • Rat Cay
  • Lee Stocking Island
  • Great Iguana Island/Black Rock Settlement
  • Staniel Cay
  • Compass Cay
  • Cambridge Cay
  • Warderick Wells

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The Exumas really FELT like the Bahamas to us.  The islands are close together, we used eyesight navigation to avoid the reefs and shallow spots, and the perfect white beaches went on and on.  We snorkeled, hiked, swam, fished, and explored to our hearts’ content.  Looking back on the log book, it is impossible to believe that we were in the Exumas for only 13 days.  And by the time you are done looking at all the pictures we took there, you won’t believe it either!

get ready for a fun ride!!

get ready for a fun ride!!

 

May 3-6, Georgetown, Great Exuma Island

Porter reels in a fish.

Porter reels in a fish.

Our sad little souls were cheered up a bit on the trip from Conception Island to Georgetown.  First, Kate came along with us and Bryson sailed with Anything Goes, giving Craig a needed dose of testosterone on his girl-filled boat!  (It worked!  They caught more fish!) Kate and Reese laid in the cockpit, arms and legs entangled as they read books, played imagination games, and munched on snacks.  At 1030, we caught a 40” mahi mahi, which certainly cheered Chris up a bunch! (When he and Craig weren’t competing to see how fast their boats could go, they were in a perpetual fishing tournament!)

Bryson and Craig man it up on Anything Goes.

Bryson and Craig man it up on Anything Goes.

DSC_0459The entrance to Georgetown required a bit of eyesight navigation, so I stood on the bow for more than an hour, enjoying the nine thousand shades of blue and staring at a house on the shore as we got closer and closer.  I’m not sure why it caught my eye, but I couldn’t wait to get closer.  When we passed it, I realized that it reminded me of home, of New England architecture.  It was a nostalgic moment.  I tried to hold on to it, and put it in my pocket as another thing I could look forward to when our voyage was forced to come to a close.

I hope it's high tide! (taken with our GoPro)

I hope it’s high tide! (taken with our GoPro)

We found a snug place to stop, by the Moss Cays, and lowered the anchor.  Rumble, rumble, stop!  Hmmm.  It’s not that deep here, is it?  Our depth sounder has the fantastic attribute of crapping out once we get to 7 feet.  You know.  Exactly when we need it to work.  When I dove on the anchor to check on things, I had to take this picture.  We are about an inch above the ground!

Our first day in Georgetown was fun.  A boat named Skylark dinghied over to Anything Goes and gave them fresh swordfish!  The couple had just caught it and it was way too much for them to eat, so they shared it.  That’s the type of thing that makes the boating community feel so safe and welcoming.  Everyone is out for the good of each other.  Seeing others happy truly adds to one’s own happiness.  Wouldn’t it be something if that approach were taken everywhere?

We had heard about the strong boating community in Georgetown and were eager to listen to the Cruiser’s Net to check it out.  The Cruiser’s Net is a daily broadcast on the VHF radio.  It is run by a volunteer (apparently a very coveted job, and a source for some local politics).  The program runs about 20 minutes and allows announcements from fellow cruisers on topics such as Weather, Arrivals and Departures, Social Gatherings, Buying/Selling, and other announcements of interest to boaters.  It is run efficiently with a very definite protocol (almost militant, with not much room for error).  My heart was racing when I hailed the operator to announce the arrival of Patronus to the area.  Phew!  Apparently I spoke at the right time because I didn’t get chastised like some of the other poor sailors.  We listened to announcements for carpooling to the airport, yoga on the beach, and heard that there would be a cultural talk at the Chat n’ Chill Bar after the Sunday barbecue.  Hmm….  This all sounded kind of interesting.  Like our own Julie McCoy broadcasting on channel 72 every morning!

tasting the wind.  ahhh, to be six again!

tasting the wind. ahhh, to be six again!

We dinghied into town to check out the scene.  We went to the “supermarket”, which was called Shoprite (our local supermarket in NJ is called Shoprite.  That is where the similarities ended).  We also checked out the straw market and found the laundry.  The straw market is a small, covered building with vendors set up inside.  The women basket makers are a unique and amazing group.

the straw market

the straw market

Working with straw has been passed down from generation to generation in the Bahamas and goes back to the original settlers from the colonies.  It was amazing to watch their fingers fly as they “braided” seven or more strands of straw into a “plait”, which would later be used to create mats, baskets, and more.  This artwork is physically demanding on the back, neck, hands, and eyes.  We met a young girl who was running the family booth for her grandmother.  I asked her if she was learning straw-work, but she said she had respiratory problems from the bits and pieces of dust that flew off the straw and had to stop.  I hadn’t thought of that.

my beautiful new straw totebag (we save our splurges for times when we can support the local economy.)

my beautiful new straw totebag (we save our splurges for times when we can support the local economy.)

Georgetown was the biggest “town” we had visited in a while.  It was a two street show, but had a number of shops that catered to the boating crowd.  Georgetown is at the southern end of the Exumas.  For cruisers sailing south, it is a gathering place for mustering up the courage to sail to the Caribbean.  Between the beauty of the Bahamas and the daunting passage south, many sailors choose to just stay put in Georgetown, enjoying the company of fellow boaters and sometimes letting their anchor lie until it is time to head back north for hurricane season.  We got to Georgetown from the south, so no big passage lay before us.  We enjoyed our time there, but we knew that the best of the Exumas lay ahead.

Bryson is our dinghy captain and takes responsibility for securing it when we go to town.

Bryson is our dinghy captain and takes responsibility for securing it when we go to town.

That night, we had tuna.  Again.  We loved to joke about eating fish over and over.  It never got old.  We all loved the tuna, mahi mahi, cero, and wahoo that we had been catching.  It was fresh as could be and felt so clean and healthy and light in our bodies.  We sat with Wendy and Craig on Anything Goes while the kids played on Patronus.  We finally had a chance to plan the rest of our time in the Bahamas, poring over charts and guidebooks (Wendy and I voted to take a quick sail by Johnny Depp’s private island, but were overruled.  The boys suggested sailing miles out of the way and leaving at ridiculously early hours in order to fish.  They were also overruled).  And then a nearby boat expressed interest in buying Anything Goes, so the first real conversations about returning home scared us into pouring more rum…

My Bahamas resolutions were to swim and meditate every day.  So far, so good.  The sharks hadn’t stopped me, and neither was the silence of meditation.  I swam in the beautiful water each day and felt gratitude for the ability to jump into the ocean from my back steps.  At night, I ended each day listening to a guided meditation by Deepak Chopra (https://chopracentermeditation.com/).  I slept better and the days seemed golden and sparkly.

So many places to see!

So many places to see!

Our final day in Georgetown was one of those days that was especially golden and sparkly.  We had pancakes for breakfast and listened to the Cruiser’s Net.  After a second listen, I decided that we were way too adventurous and independent to be pulled into the safety of the Georgetown community.  It sounded wonderful for the right type of sailor, but we are movers and shakers.  Our goal was to see and do and explore.  To meet new people, try new things, and see the world.  Even three days in one place was starting to feel too long.  But perhaps we were just becoming conscious of the fact that it was May.  And Hurricane Season was fast approaching.

 

 

tenders to AG and Patronus

tenders to AG and Patronus

After breakfast, we took the dinghies to the pretty, crescent-shaped Sand Dollar Beach, and had a lovely walk.  The kids dug up sand dollars with their toes. Porter and Olivia seemed like wild children, running with driftwood “spears” and climbing on rocks.  The other girls walked shoulder to shoulder, giggling and splashing in the surf.  porterWendy and I took it all in.  I remember pausing to notice how taking six children to the beach was so easy.  We had all just jumped into our dinghies and zoomed off.  Wendy and I were old pros at anchoring the dinghies just beyond the breaking waves.  I was aware of the unique qualities that she and I share.  We were living an extraordinary life, and we were finding the courage, ability, and positive attitude to meet the challenges that arose from it.  As mothers, we were finding the ability to be fiercely protective of our children while allowing them the independence to find their own way and have FUN!

Sand Dollar Beach

Sand Dollar Beach

searching for treasure

searching for treasure

shells

Olivia of the Jungle

Olivia of the Jungle

bac dollares

island girls

island girls

friendship

friendship

 

bac caveAround a bend in the beach, we found another mother.  She was just as fiercely protective of her child.  She was a beautifully colored crab and she held her baby in her claws as gently as you can with, well, claws.  I can’t remember why or how we nudged her with a flip flop (it is possibly maybe sort of kind of having to do with getting a picture, but I’m sure we wouldn’t have done anything like that just to get a photo!), but somehow she and her baby got separated.  Wendy and I started flipping out, yelling and pointing to the baby.  As if the crab was looking up at us for directions.  We finally got them back together and the mom looked PISSED.  We snuck away, promising to be kinder to wildlife in the future, and knowing full well that we would have the same primitive, gut-level reaction if anyone tried to separate us from our children.crab

the chat n' chill.  pretty much the fanciest restaurant we had seen in weeks.

the chat n’ chill. pretty much the fanciest restaurant we had seen in weeks.

After a bit more fun on the beach, we zoomed over to the Chat n’ Chill for their Sunday barbecue and listened to the cultural talk, which was excellent.  The gentleman who spoke discussed the role of folktales in Bahamian culture.  He read several folk tales to the children and spoke eloquently about Bahamian history.  talk

rac climbAfterwards, we met a lovely couple from Montana.  They hadn’t yet made it down to the Caribbean so we exchanged stories and they promised to check out our website when they were ready to take the leap down south.  The kids then ran off to play volleyball, swing from trees, swim in the water, and hang out in a tree house with some of the local children.  Once again, I was feeling grateful for the opportunity to allow our children to be in situations where they could gain confidence in walking up to other kids and introducing themselves, despite the fact that they come from different worlds, speak almost a different language, live very different lives, and even look very different.

volleyball on the beach.  man down (kate)

volleyball on the beach. man down (kate)

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Reese swinging on a rope

Reese swinging on a rope

Porter takes a swing

Porter takes a swing

Bryson and his new buddy up in a tree, eating lunch.

Bryson and his new buddy up in a tree, eating lunch.

 

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That night was a rare movie night.  The adults watched Big Fish on AG and the kids watched Aquamarine on Patronus.  It was a lovely way to end a bustling day in the Exumas.

 

 

The entire Exuma chain lies ahead, so stay tuned for our very short stay at Rat Cay and our even shorter stay on Lee Stocking Island.  Thank you so very much for coming back to visit with us!  I am grateful for your continued support.  While you are waiting for the next post, remember this:  We all have….one love

Conception Island: Ananda

Hello, perfection!

Hello, perfection!

May 1-3

After a few nights of poring over the charts and guidebooks, we decided to visit uninhabited Conception Island before heading to the Exumas.  Conception is a small island, just 2100 square acres.  It is protected as part of the Bahamas National Land and Sea Park and is home to many sea birds and nesting sea turtles.  Its pristine beauty left an impression on all of us.  When I think back to our time there, the word Ananda comes to mind.  Ananda is the Sanskrit word for “Bliss”.  We had a lovely sail there from Long Island, flying the spinnaker and catching our first yellow fin tuna.

This is what visitors look like in the Bahamas.

This is what visitors look like in the Bahamas.

As we pulled up next to the island and dropped our anchor, we saw the familiar outline of a Beneteau 473, anchored a few hundred yards away.  It was one of only two boats already there.  We were ecstatic to see that it was s/v Echo, with our friends Jeff and Mary on board!

We enjoyed the remainder of the day.  I swam to the beach, ran the length of the island, then ran the length again on the ocean side, and swam back to the boat.  So far so good on my resolution to swim every day.  I found some cool glass jars and giant bamboo on the beach and swam it back to the boat.  Now I just need to find someplace to store all my treasures!  After dinner, Jeff and Mary came over for drinks and the kids watched a movie.

Erica, Craig, Wendy, Mary, Chris, and Jeff

Erica, Craig, Wendy, Mary, Chris, and Jeff

The next morning, Jeff, Mary, Wendy, and Craig came for breakfast.  We had scones that Chris baked while Jeff and Mary filled us in on places to visit in the Exumas.  The kids were beside themselves with joy when we allowed them to do their schoolwork on the beach.

schoolwork somehow morphed into sailing the dinghy...

schoolwork somehow morphed into sailing the dinghy…

standing in the shallows by the mangroves

standing in the shallows by the mangroves

By mid-morning, we had packed up some snacks and headed out on the dinghies to explore the mangrove rivers.  It was fun to explore the tangle of mangroves while trying not to run our dinghies aground.  We found a cool spot to hang out in and just pulled the dinghies up on the sand while the kids explored.  We kept an eye on the skies because we knew that weather was coming in.  We showed our weather dorkiness when we obsessed for about an hour on the clouds.  Suddenly, we spotted a funnel cloud!  I had never seen a tornado or water spout before.  I was fascinated, being as it was miles and miles away.funnel

This is not the first nor the last time that Craig and Chris "accidentally" wore the same outfit.

This is not the first nor the last time that Craig and Chris “accidentally” wore the same outfit.

black finBack at the boats, I did my swimming for the day before 3pm.  We had been told not to swim before 9am or after 3pm, since those are the times when the sharks come in to eat.  We had lunch, cleaned up, and I made bread while the kids all played on Patronus.  Meanwhile, the dads and Bryson went dinghy fishing.  That’s right.  They went out in the ocean on the dinghies, with fishing poles.  They each got a black fin tuna and brought them back to Patronus to clean and filet them.  If you are following along closely, you might have guessed that it was now after 3pm…

Fighting for our fish scraps

Fighting for our fish scraps

Never before on our trip have we born witness to such a spectacular display of the animal planet.  We watched in awe, with cameras in hand, as Chris and Craig allowed the fish scraps to fall off the swim platform.  Immediately, lemon sharks, barracuda, remoras, and other fish zoomed in from under the boat to fight for the food.

Several remoras accompanied the sharks

Several remoras accompanied the sharks

underwater shark action

underwater shark action

I attached my Go Pro camera to our boat hook (thanks for the idea, s/v Full Monty!) and lowered it into the water to catch the action up close.  The shiny camera caught the sharks’ attention and I had to yank it out several times before the sharks ate it!  All ten of us were standing on the back of the boat, screaming our heads off, laughing, pointing, and staring incredulously.  In the back of my mind, I thought, “No one is ever going to go in the water again!”

watching the shark videos we just took

watching the shark videos we just took

tooling around in the dinghy together

tooling around in the dinghy together

our three little birds

our three little birds

racing dinghies back to the boats

racing the dinghies back to the boats

We all love our dinghy, Fire Bolt

We all love our dinghy, Fire Bolt

more sailing dinghy fun

more sailing dinghy fun

Patronus at Conception Island

Patronus at Conception Island

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Long Island: Bars, Bats, and Blue Holes

The mainland is in the foreground.  Patronus is in that small group of boats near the outisland.  You can see the large breakers close to the boats!

The mainland is in the foreground. Patronus is in that small group of boats near the outisland. You can see the large breakers close to the boats!

April 27-May 1

Once we arrived at Long Island (in the Bahamas), we scooped into the harbor and set anchor among just a few other boats.  It seemed beautiful to me in a windswept and wild kind of way.  The harbor was rough and we could see the waves coming over the reef in huge breakers up ahead.  In the Caribbean, we were used to land-locked harbors or at least harbors in the lee of the island.  We did not anchor so close to huge breakers.  The worst we experienced was heavy swells.  The Bahamas are reef islands and harbors are sometimes created by a little land to one side and a reef on the other.  The reef, lying just under the water, halts the ocean waves.  But as you sit on the deck of your boat, watching the waves crash over this unseen wall of coral, you hope that it really and truly is going to protect you from that huge and powerful sea.

For all your livestock needs.

For all your livestock needs.

We felt like we had left civilization behind.  Long Island is, well, long.  It has a strong population of 3,000 residents.  Originally called Yuma, by the Arawaks, it was renamed Fernandina by Christopher Columbus.  This was reportedly his third stop on his first voyage in 1492.  It seemed to us that every island in the Bahamas was laying claim that it was the first something-or-other on one of Columbus’ voyages.  We were starting to doubt any of these claims.  But Wikipedia agrees, so who are we to judge?  The first settlers after the Arawaks and Lucayan Indians were Loyalists from New Jersey and New England, who fled America after the Revolution.  Later, settlers came from the Carolinas to plant cotton.  Many of the current islanders descend from those original families.  As we met people, we tried in vain to place their accent.  It sounded vaguely familiar.  We eventually realized that it was the accent that you hear in movies about America in the 1700’s.  Like a southern farmer with a vaguely British background.  (Here ends the history lesson.)

bikeThis part of the island felt isolated and remote.  We were inspired to slow down, look around us, and explore.  Just a little.  We still needed some time to unwind after so much sailing in the last week.  The kids kayaked over to the outer island and played on the beach.  The men took the dinghies on a long ride into Clarence Town to check out the marina (and the availability of lures and other fishing gear.)

Keep your eyes peeled for a 600 foot deep hole!

Keep your eyes peeled for a 600 foot deep hole!

Wendy and Craig’s friends had been to Long Island and had suggested that we find Dean’s Blue Hole.  None of us had a deep understanding of blue holes (get it?  You will.) but we knew that it was an area of the sea floor that dropped suddenly in depth.  This blue hole was the deepest in the world.  It supposedly drops suddenly from 6 inches to 663 feet deep.  In April 2010, William Trubridge broke a free-diving world record in the blue hole reaching a depth of 302 ft without the use of fins.  That sounded crazy cool.

IMG_1733We loaded up our snorkel gear and took the dinghies to the spot we thought it would be based on the charts.  The harbor had many shallow areas that threatened to ground even our dinghies, so we slowly picked our way across the bay to the beach.  The beach was beautiful, but we had Dean’s Blue Hole as our one and only goal.  We dragged our gear down the beach, across some flats, and decided that we might have found it!  The kids waded tentatively while I snorkeled out to the middle of this pool of water, only to discover that it went from a depth of 2 feet at the edges to a staggering 2 ½ feet in the middle.  Nope.  That’s not it.

Not Dean's Blue Hole

Not Dean’s Blue Hole

We walked back toward the beach and decided that a certain spot near the west end of the harbor looked a bit darker than the rest of the water.  Since water is darker when it is deeper, we thought this must be Dean’s Blue Hole.  In we went.  Very promising.  The sea floor dropped off sharply about ten feet in from the edge.  Suddenly, the water temperature dropped significantly!  This is another sign of deep water.

Pretty.  But not Dean's Blue Hole either.

Pretty. But not Dean’s Blue Hole either.

Wendy remembered the photo her friends had posted on their website and knew that there was a buoy in the center of the blue hole where the professional free divers practiced their daredevil sport.  “Oh look!” cried Wendy.  “A buoy!”  We all started to swim out to the buoy but we had to come to the realization that Dean’s Blue Imposter #2 was not the hole we were looking for either.  It didn’t drop off significantly and the buoy was just a regular old mooring ball.  I snuck a look at Wendy and got a little scared.  She was starting to get a wild look in her eyes that seemed to say, “I’ll get you, Dean!  And your little Blue Hole, too!”

We decided, after poring over the charts, that Dean’s Blue Hole was further north than the harbor where we had anchored.  So we rented a car.  You would too, right?  I mean, at that point we were pretty much ensnared in the whole Blue Hole mess.  I was thinking to myself, “This thing better be good.”  I didn’t want to think about what Wendy was thinking.

standing at the crossroads, trying to read the signs, to tell me which way I should go...

standing at the crossroads, trying to read the signs, to tell me which way I should go…

We drove north, Craig driving on the left side of the road, from the right side of the car.  I was navigating, using a cartoon map in a “Welcome to Long Island” brochure, which was NOT drawn to scale, had a giant fish swimming through the middle of the island, and made me feel just a little suspicious about its thoroughness.  But then we passed a town that was in real life as well as on the map!

Amidst jovial discussions in the car (and if you have ever driven with six kids in a car, you know that “jovial” and “discussions” are used loosely and generously here.),

I'm sorry.  Is that supposed to be helpful?

I’m sorry. Is that supposed to be helpful?

I saw a sign in the woods that said, “DEAN’S, 2 miles.”  Aha!  Dean is the name of a town!  Now we get it.  We kept our eyes peeled for more signs and made a sharp right onto a road that soon turned into a dirt road, that soon failed to give us any further clues.  We finally got to a dirt road intersection with signs warning of all kinds of calamities.  Deep in the weeds on the far corner, was a sign on the ground that said, “Dean’s Blue Hole”.  The arrow on the sign was of no help, because the sign was askew and seemed to point slightly toward the sky and yet also into the thicket, which was away from the water.  But we figured it out, whooping all the way, and piled out of the car, tearing off towards the water.

insert victory music here...

insert victory music here…

Be careful Bryson!  That second step is a doozy.

Be careful Bryson! That second step is a doozy.

As we rounded the corner, there was no more doubt in our minds.  This was definitely it.  To the left, the white sand of the beach led to a circular area of water surrounded on three sides by steep cliffs.  The water was clear at the edges of the circle, stunningly turquoise two feet in from that, and the deepest, darkest navy blue in the center.

It was so creepy to watch that rope disappear into the abyss...

It was so creepy to watch that rope disappear into the abyss…

We swam towards the middle, held onto the rope that plunged into the depths, and all tried to dive as deep as we could.  We fell slightly short of the 302′ record.  We snorkeled around the edges of the circular pool and saw tiny sergeant majors, a little school of baby squid, who stared at us with their giant eyes, and many other fish.  Wendy and some of the kids dared to jump off the high cliffs.  I don’t know how they can do it!

Wendy, Bryson and Porter checking out the Blue Hole.

Wendy, Bryson and Porter checking out the Blue Hole.

The jagged walls surrounding Dean's Blue Hole.

The jagged walls surrounding Dean’s Blue Hole.

 

max fourAfter fulfilling what had become our main goal in life, we were famished.  We stopped at Max’s Conch Bar and felt the cool vibe right away.  The kids went off to find a table in the garden while the four adults snagged seats at the bar.

Max makes his super awesome, super spicy conch salad for Wendy.

Max makes his super awesome, super spicy conch salad for Wendy.

A few hours, and a lot of conch later, we headed back to sleepy Clarence Town.  On the spur of the moment, we decided to climb the twin towers of the church.  We were met with stunning views, both of the village, the harbor, and each other!church

Wendy and Maggie at the top of the towers

Wendy and Maggie at the top of the towers

Happy Smurf

Happy Smurf

The day's explorations wiped Porter out.

The day’s explorations wiped Porter out.

 

 

Welcome to my cave.....

Welcome to my cave…..

We had the rental car for 24 hours, so we decided to push our luck a bit further and seek out Mr. Cartright, to see if we could get a tour of his family’s caves.  The Hamilton Caves were used for centuries by the native indians of the island.  Later, settlers used the caves as shelter during hurricanes.  Remains had been discovered, as well as artifacts, sculptures, and rock etchings.  For years, bat dung was collected and used for fertilizer.

The kids are armed and ready with their flashlights and their Charlie's Angels poses.

The kids are armed and ready with their flashlights and their Charlie’s Angels poses.

What’s that?  I didn’t mention there would be bats?  Oh yes I did.  Check the title of this post.  Some of you are probably saying, “Cool!”  Some of you are not.  I discovered that I belong in the latter group, while everyone else on Patronus and Anything Goes belongs in the former group.  I didn’t realize that I was afraid of bats.  Actually, I’m not much afraid of anything, in the physical world at least.  I have some conceptual fears, like being hit by a Mack truck.  But nothing like spiders or lightning or sharks.  Or lions or tigers or bears, for that matter (I seriously did not intend on making two Wizard of Oz allusions in one post.  It just came out.)

la di la di la.  Here we are, walking through the caves.  No worries.

la di la di la. Here we are, walking through the caves. No worries.

We were led into the caves by our guide- flashlights and headlamps lighting the way.  I took up my usual role of picture-taker, question-asker, and kid-engager.  As we picked our way through the darkness, looking at stalactites and stalagmites, I was enjoying the curious silence, the soft, mossy ground, and the sacred aura of this place that had been home to an ancient people.

mother and child sculpted from the limestone

mother and child sculpted from the limestone

amazing

amazing

 

Then Mr. Caveman says, “Over here, we have one of 10 species of bats found in these caves.” (It might have been 8 species.  Or 90.  I pretty much forgot everything he had said earlier after I heard the word “bat”.)  He shined his light toward the ceiling and said, “They don’t really like this, so don’t shine your flashlights on them.”  Um.  They don’t “like” this?  THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING IT????  ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS OFF THE BATS????

Yup.

Yup.

I looked up and saw them, just hanging there, staring at us with their spooky, upside down faces.  I heard the squeaky clicking sounds they make and recognized it from the bat cave in St. Lucia.  But in St. Lucia, the bats were in the cave and we were outside in the water.  These bats were 9 feet above my head.  I scanned the crowd and noted, with horror, that I was the tallest one in the group, along with Chris (who will claim that he is ¼ inch taller than me, but I’m pretty sure the bats would prefer my wild nest of boathead hair to his baseball-capped crew cut one.)

I immediately adopted a sort of squat/walk gait, accompanied by a paranoid head swivel that threatened to bring my old whiplash injury out of hiding.  The tour guide told me that these tactics were not necessary.  Like I’m going to believe him.

frogs are not a problem.

frogs are not a problem.

I realized that I had a bona fide fear emerging and was fascinated by it while at the same time just about paralyzed.  I knew that I had to keep it together so that the kids wouldn’t feel afraid.  But I couldn’t bring myself to stand up straight and my crazy head spinning wouldn’t stop.  It didn’t take long for my super-sleuth kids to realize that mom was getting a bit unhinged.  I felt anxious but could hear the tinny sounds of rational thought in the back of my head saying, “They wouldn’t do tours if there was a real danger.  We would have had to sign a waiver.  They wouldn’t be able to get insurance.  Too many people would sue them!”  And then I remembered that we were in the Bahamas.  That kind of organized American safety was not, like, here.  If you were dumb enough to take a tour of a cave in the Bahamas, it was your own damn fault if you got attacked by bats.  It’s survival of the fittest out here.

Pre-bat moment, while I was still taking pictures.  A coconut palm tries to grow using the light from a hole in the cave.

Pre-bat moment, while I was still taking pictures. A coconut palm tries to grow using the light from a hole in the cave.

I decided that this line of thinking wasn’t really helping.  By now I was missing out on all the fun bat facts that the Crazy Caveman was sharing with the group.  I was literally walking while hiding my head between Chris’ arm and the backpack he was wearing.  If he wandered off, I would create a safe zone between Wendy and the nearest kid and duck into it.  Whenever I heard one of the kids yell, “There’s some!” and point at a group of bats flying low through the cave, I would just about curl into a ball.  If the ground wasn’t covered with bat droppings, I just might have hit the deck.

Stalactites growing

Stalactites growing

I was really trying to hold it together and I was embarrassed about making such a scene.  I really couldn’t help it.  I wasn’t being funny or dramatic or acting like a diva.  I was in a real panic about these bats.  What made it a true fear is that I couldn’t even put my finger on what it was I was afraid of.  I guess I didn’t want them flying at me and getting tangled in my hair and then clawing at my face as they tried to get unstuck (although that’s getting pretty specific).  But when I put a hat on, my fear didn’t go away.  I didn’t want to touch one either, but none had come close to any of us, so that didn’t seem likely either.

we made it!  Where's the gift shop?! (lol.  This is the Bahamas.  There is no gift shop. But if there was I would have bought a shirt.)

we made it! Where’s the gift shop?! (lol. This is the Bahamas. There is no gift shop. But if there was I would have bought a shirt.)

Somehow, the cave tour ended.  When I think back on it now, 3 months later, it seems like we were in that cave for 7 hours.  I am disappointed that I missed out on a chance to learn more about the native people of Long Island and the archaeological information they have discovered in the caves so far.  But I am so glad that the rest of the group had a great time and even gladder that we didn’t encounter bats for the remainder of our voyage!cave

The only bad thing about leaving Long Island is that we were officially leaving the tropics.  The Tropic of Cancer lies across Long Island.  It was a sad, sad day on our boats, knowing that we are yet another official step closer back to civilization…

night fishing off Patronus.  Shark!

night fishing off Patronus. Shark!

Laughing with our friends in the cockpit while night fishing.  In the TROPICS!

Laughing with our friends in the cockpit while night fishing.

 

If we have to leave the tropics, we're doing it in style!  Flying our awesome Quantum spinnaker to Conception Island.

If we have to leave the tropics, we’re doing it in style! Flying our awesome Quantum spinnaker to Conception Island.

 

For those who are leary of sailing to begin with, check this out.  The boat appears to "disappear" under the waves in the ocean swell!

For those who are leary of sailing to begin with, check this out. The boat appears to “sink” under the waves in the ocean swell!